yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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