is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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