god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?