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You made me cry and you don't even care

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(734): You made me cry and you don't even care http://tfl.nu/a209

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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.

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(617): I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian. http://tfl.nu/jfuh

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Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.

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Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai

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(317): Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta. (1-317): Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai http://tfl.nu/sch5

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(347): View more from New York

i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours

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(347): i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours http://tfl.nu/3wc8

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(848): View more from New Jersey

it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

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(848): it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away http://tfl.nu/wxvn

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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.

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(615): He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick. http://tfl.nu/ib3l

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?

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(603): just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why? http://tfl.nu/6teb

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(269): View more from Michigan

I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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(269): I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police. http://tfl.nu/uj8w

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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.

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(+34): You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer. http://tfl.nu/c0a5

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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.

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(561): I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life. http://tfl.nu/gxts

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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.

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(206): I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family. http://tfl.nu/468g

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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.

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(724): I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser. http://tfl.nu/pdzm

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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me

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(732): I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me http://tfl.nu/tpku

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(317): View more from Indiana

What's your ideal size in a man?

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I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......

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(317): What's your ideal size in a man? (765): I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow...... http://tfl.nu/zo79

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(989): View more from Michigan

saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?

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(989): saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right? http://tfl.nu/f0vf

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