so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head