mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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