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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god

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• (631): View more from New York

  Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.

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• (562): View more from California

  don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?

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