Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm having to shit out rocks
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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