it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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