ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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