Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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