I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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