The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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