We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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