Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?

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(418): View more from Quebec

I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.

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(415): View more from California

Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with

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(727): View more from Florida

My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.

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