will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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