i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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