um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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