Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Damn victory sex feels great
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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