i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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