just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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