hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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