I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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