I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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