come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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