at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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