I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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