he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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