what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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