So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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