is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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