nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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