We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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