You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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