I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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