we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize