i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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