singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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