just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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