The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
