what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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