How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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