you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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