oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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