I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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