Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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