I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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