Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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