Sry I called you an 8
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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