Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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