Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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