You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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