I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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