their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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