Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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