I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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