So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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