I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Randomize
