Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I have tasted many bathrooms
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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